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FILE № SL-001
Desktop edition. Now beneath most municipal desk-weight limits.
Output · 1.2 TeVMass · 3.1 kg
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FILE № SL-014
Now with 30% fewer spontaneous, unexplained spills.
Vortex · 1200 rpmVol · 500 ml
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FILE № SL-022
Tells the time. Also tells you which window to aim for.
Line · 40 mLoad · 110 kg
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FILE № SL-031
Rain or shine, nothing within eight metres works. Including yours.
Radius · 8 mCharge · 4 s
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FILE № SL-047
Beta. Results may vary depending on who, exactly, is looking.
Coverage · 92%Angle · most
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FILE № SL-053
Business casual. Ballistic. Strictly dry-clean only.
Rating · IIIAFit · slim